Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is orthodontic mouth reduction. The majority of people find me extremely good-looking and I have made a fortune off my acting. To top it off, they think my smile is my calling card. Little do they know I fear my smile. You see Santa, I have the world’s biggest mouth. No , seriously, I was concerned so much about the size of my mouth I called up Ripley’s Believe it or Not and Guinness Book of World Records. Unfortunately, they both confirmed my fears. The size of my mouth measured larger than any other human. The runner-up was a double-headed Slovakian woman and they counted both of her mouths in the measurement. My fears turned into reality when I was posing for a family picture last month and I almost swallowed my own head. Please help my Christmas wish come true. Thanks Santa.
Sincerely,
Julia Roberts
Thunder's Daily Boom 